June 7th
Michael Cera, Gordon Gano, Bill Hader, Tom Jones, Dean Martin, Henry Miller, Liam Neeson, Dorothy Parker, Prince
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BORN (HAPPY BIRTHDAY): Iggy Azalea, Henry Beard, Tina Brooks, Michael Cera, George Ezra, Mick Foley, William Forsyth, Gordon Gano, Paul Gauguin, Nikki Giovanni, Bill Hader, Allen Iverson, James Ivory, Eric D. Johnson, Tom Jones, Lowell Kendall, Dean Martin, Paddy McAloon, Tom McCarthy, Tracy Morgan, Dave Navarro, Liam Neeson, Stanley Nelson Jr., Orin O’Brien, Prince, Emily Ratajkowski, L.A. Reid, Daniel Scheinert, Jessica Tandy, Karl Urban
DEAD (R.I.P.): Barbara Baxley, Henry Beard, James Byrd Jr., E.M. Forster, Jean Harlow, Judy Holliday, Christopher Lee, Jim McKay, Henry Miller, Thomas Narcejac, Dorothy Parker, Zasu Pitts, Kenny Rankin, Dino Risi, Alan Turing, Bob Welch - Steve Almaas (6/5/2026)
DEEP THOUGHTS: If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
EAT ME: Chocolate Ice Cream - Dean Martin Burger
HOLIDAY: Food Safety Day, Tourette Syndrome Awareness Day
HOROSCOPE: Plastic bags can wreak havoc on the environment, especially if like you, people keep using them to suffocate trees.
HOW-TO: Get Rid of Food Poisoning, How to Roast People
JOKE: At the Tourettes Syndrome Protest March “Whadda we want?” “A cure for Tourettes!” “When do we want it?” “Fuck!”
PLAYLIST: Black Lips: Arabia Mountain (6/7/2011), Bonny Light Horseman: Keep Me On Your Mind/See You Free (6/7/2024), Charli XCX: Brat (6/7/2024), EPMD: Strictly Business (6/7/1988), Iggy Pop: Brick by Brick (6/7/1990), Say Hi: Ferocious Mopes (6/7/2005), Stone Temple Pilots: Purple (6/7/1994), Stray Cats: Built for Speed (6/7/1982), Tears for Fears: Elemental (6/7/1993), Paul Weller: Stanley Road (6/7/1995) - Prince and the Revolution: Parade (1986), Violent Femmes: The Blind Leading the Naked (1986)
Check out The Big Beat Playlist: June Edition - Bonny Light Horseman, Fruit Bats, Tom Jones, Prince, Violent Femmes
QUESTION: How old is Madonna? 67! - How old will Weird Al Yankovic be in October? 67! - How old was George Washington when he died? 67! - What road to you take to get from the mexican border to Iowa? U.S. Route 67! - How many miles are on my car right now? 67,000! - What year was I born? 1967!!
READ: The Atlantic: Cut Platner Loose, Heather Cox Richardson: Yesterday
REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL: I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
RELIGULOUS: Pentagon Cuts 180 Religious Identities From Military Personnel Records
RIDICULOUSNESS: Trump Greets Farmers in Wisconsin, but Says He Could Be Home Watching TV - He is such a massive piece of shit.
SCIENCE!: Today’s Moon Phase
SHAMELESS PLUG: The ExitEnter Store - CeraVe
SHITASS (AKA THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD): Asa Earl Carter, Jenny Jones, Mike Pence, Richard Ramirez
SIGNIFICANT DIGITS: 6-7 - what the fuck?!
SPORT: $225 — That is what it will cost to park for the day at the American Dream mall in East Rutherford, N.J., when Brazil and Morocco meet in the World Cup on June 13. The lot is roughly a mile from MetLife Stadium, where the game will be played. You can take NJ Transit instead. A ticket is $98.
STREAM: Henry and June, The Imitation Game, Merchant Ivory, Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle - I Swear (PPV), Swiss Army Man (Hoola/Kanopy)
STREAM CRITERION: Il Sorpasso, A Room with a View
UNFUCK THE WORLD: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
WELLNESS: The Chinese secret to saving money (and why it works)
WIRECUTTER: These Sunglasses Cost Under $20 But Make Me Feel Like a Million Bucks
WORD: McGyver
WTF?!: The Week in Stupid
YOUTUBED: Epic Furious - What’s New Pussycat?
HISTORICAL CONSCIOUSNESS: 2023 - Millions of people in the eastern United States and central Canada were warned to limit their time outdoors due to smoke and bad air quality from large wildfires in northern Ontario and Quebec. Air quality in New York City became the worst in the world, with air pollution levels reaching more than 400 on the Air Quality Index. 2016 - The Trump campaign had a treasonous secret meeting with Russians in Trump Tower. Hours later at a rally - Trump promised to give a special press conference regarding the juicy gossip we was about to get at that secret meeting that supposedly never happened. 2015 - Actor Christopher Lee died at the age of 93. Sir Christopher Lee met Rasputin’s assassins, was a RAF intelligence officer in WWII, spoke 9 languages, was Ian Fleming’s cousin, and was the only actor in “The Lord of the Rings” to have met J.R.R. Tolkien. To top it off, he was married to Danish model Birgit Kroencke for over 50 years. He lived quite a life. 2014 - Tracy Morgan was a passenger in a Mercedes Sprinter minibus involved in a six-vehicle crash in New Jersey. The vehicle was traveling on the New Jersey Turnpike, when it was struck from behind by a tractor-trailer operated by Walmart, causing a chain reaction crash. Morgan and three other comedians, including Harris Stanton, along with Morgan’s assistant and two limousine company employees, had been returning from an engagement at a casino. 1998 - James Byrd Jr., a 49-year-old African-American man, was chained to a pickup truck and dragged to his death in fucking Texas. 1993 - Prince changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol. 1982 – Priscilla Presley opened Graceland to the public; the bathroom where Elvis Presley died five years earlier is kept off-limits. 1971 – The United States Supreme Court overturned the conviction of Paul Cohen for disturbing the peace, setting the precedent that vulgar writing is protected under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. 1965 – The Supreme Court of the United States hands down its decision in Griswold v. Connecticut, effectively legalizing the use of contraception by married couples. 1929 – The Lateran Treaty is ratified, bringing Vatican City into existence. 1899 – American Temperance crusader Carrie Nation begins her campaign of vandalizing alcohol-serving establishments by destroying the inventory in a saloon in Kansas. 1892 - Homer Plessy was arrested when he refused to leave a whites-only train car in New Orleans. (The case led to the U.S. Supreme Court’s landmark “separate but equal” decision in Plessy v. Ferguson in 1896.)
“Mike Pence is the kind of guy that brushes his teeth and then drinks orange juice and thinks, ‘Mmm.’” Michelle Wolf
