June 21st
Ray Davies, Lana Del Rey, Brandon Flowers, John Lee Hooker, Juliette Lewis, Chris Pratt, Pat Sansone, Lana Wachowski
Good Morning - Hello! It is Saturday, June 21st. Welcome to Exit/Enter, your daily newsletter of the day ahead of you. There is lots of shit happening and Exit/Enter wants to help you plan for it. But first, you should probably catch up on all the news this morning and check out your sports scores. Also, see what the weather is going to be like wherever you are. Thanks for reading and/or subscribing. To see the complete updated Exit/Enter for today and yesterdays - visit the website. Be awesome today and try not to be a shitass.
BORN (HAPPY BIRTHDAY): Meredith Baxter, Rebecca Black, Michael Bowen, Berkeley Breathed, Jim Breuer, Manu Chao, Tyler Childers, Ray Davies, Sammi Davis, Lana Del Rey, Andrew Dismukes, Brandon Flowers, Michael Gross, Wanuri Konietzko, Juliette Lewis, Nils Lofgren, Ian McEwan, Joey Molland, Allison Moorer, Josh Pais, Jan Pinkava, Chris Pratt, Carrie Preston, Pete Rock, Bjorn Runge, Pat Sansone, Scottie Scheffler, Tony Scott, Alf Sjöberg, Edward Snowden, Lana Wachowski, Prince William, Kip Winger, Michelle Wolf
DEAD (R.I.P.): George Axelrod, Ettore Bolardi, Smedley Butler, James Chaney, Gerry Conlon, Peter de Rome, Bob Evans, Andrew Goodman, John Lee Hooker, Shintarô Katsu, Bert Kaempfert, Kermit Love, Mary Love, Niccolò Machiavelli, Jimmy C. Newman, Carroll O’Connor, Elliot Roberts, Michael Schwerner, Chris Sievey, Leon Uris
DEEP THOUGHTS: Patience is a virgin.
EAT ME: Peaches and Cream, Smoothies
HOLIDAY: Giraffe Day, Go Skateboarding Day, Humanist Day, International Yoga Day - International Surfing Day (2025)
HOROSCOPE: Long after your mind's shut down, your unconscious body will continue to have a great time on top of that trampoline.
HOW-TO: Be Human, Neck, Skateboard, Yoga
JOKE: I think my wife loves yoga more than she loves me. When I want her to do something, she'll only do it if it fits into her schedule. Meanwhile, she'll bend over backwards for yoga.
PLAYLIST (ALBUMS OF THE DAY): The Autumn Defense: Once Around (2010), The Byrds: Mr. Tambourine Man (6/21/1965), Lana Del Rey: Honeymoon (2015), John Lee Hooker: Chill Out (1995), The Kinks: The Kink Kontroversy/Kinda Kinks (1965), Juliette Lewis and the Licks: You’re Speaking My Language (2005), Mötley Crüe: Theatre of Pain (6/21/1985), Uncle Tupelo “No Depression” (6/19/1990), Wilco: Star Wars (2015)
ABC: The Lexicon of Love (6/21/1982), Black Pumas: Black Pumas (6/21/2019), Crosby, Stills and Nash: Daylight Again (6/21/1982), Deep Purple: Deep Purple (6/21/1969), John Mellencamp: Dance Naked (6/21/1994), The Raconteurs: Help Us Stranger (6/21/2019)
Check out the Daily Playlist… Dig it! - The Autumn Defense, Lana Del Rey, John Lee Hooker, The Killers, The Kinks, Wilco
Check out the Big Beat with Rascal PHX Station, Check out the Big Beat with Rascal PHX Chill Station
READ: McSweeney’s: Acts of Rebellion for the Middle-Aged, The Onion: Mom Would Rather Kids Host Freak-Off In Own Basement Instead Of Some Rapper’s House
RELIGULOUS: Holy Water Didn’t Save My Husband. MAHA Won’t Save Yours.
SHITASS: Peter Ball, Gretchen Carlson, Linda Kasbian, Charles Krathammer, Mancow Muller, Dana Rohrabacher, Jussie Smollett
SIGNIFICANT DIGITS: 209 Funny Names for Trump
STREAM (STREAMS OF THE DAY): Cléo from 5 to 7 (6/21/1961) - Crimson Tide (MGM), My Father’s Glory (Hoopla/Kanopy), My Mother’s Castle (Hoopla), Please Give (Prime), Strange Days (Criterion/Hulu)
TRAVEL: Cleo’s Paris, Greenland
WE ARE FUCKED: L.A.
WELLNESS: Yoga
WORD: Massive Piece of Shit - J.D. Vance - I used to think that JD Vance was completely useless, however I was wrong. VP Couchfucker’s clear role is to be the most despicable person in the administration. He is the only person who makes Trump look less vile. In his trip to Los Angeles, JD continued to reaffirm his commitment to racist tropes by wrong naming Senator Alex Padilla, with calling him “José Padilla.” I guess Alex was not a scary enough name for his MAGA base. This is the same guy that the VP served with when he was Senator Couchfucker. Imagine is Biden or Harris called Senator Ted Cruz “Rafael” which by the way is his real name? Please remember Vance is the guy who started the whole issue with the Haitians in Ohio and because of his brilliant work on that issue, actually hurt all of the people of Springfield, OH. His role as chief racist is well practiced and he is clearly giving the left a bigger asshole to hate than Trump (Peter Aiello)
WTF?!: Kroeger Juneteenth Cakes
HISTORICAL CONSCIOUSNESS: 2020 - We made an offer on a house. Accepted. Oh Shit! 2009 – Greenland assumed self-rule. 1997 - The WNBA started. 1996 - Moved to Chicago. 1989 - The Supreme Court ruled that burning the American flag as a form of political protest is protected by the First Amendment. 1985 - Ettore Boiardi died. He was an Italian-American chef, famous for his eponymous brand of food products, named Chef Boyardee. 1964 – Three civil rights workers, Andrew Goodman, James Chaney and Mickey Schwerner, were murdered in Mississippi by members of the Ku Klux Klan. And then in 2005 – Edgar Ray Killen, who had previously been acquitted for the murders of James Chaney, Andrew Goodman, and Mickey Schwerner, was convicted of manslaughter 41 years afterwards (the case had been reopened in 2004). 1961 - Cleo is set adrift in Paris as she awaits test results of a biopsy. 1948 - Columbia Records began the first mass production of long playing records. 1893 - The first Ferris Wheel opened at the Columbian Exposition in Chicago, Illinois. Invented by George Washington Ferris, it had 36 cars and carried 60 passengers and was 264 feet high. 1734 – In Montreal - a slave known by the French name of Marie-Joseph Angélique is put to death, having been convicted of setting the fire that destroyed much of the city.
“The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to step back and see where the wife is wrong.” Archie Bunker
“Fascism is not defined by the number of its victims, but by the way it kills them.” Jean-Paul Sartre
“Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.” Kurt Vonnegut
